A TEXT POST

compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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A QUOTE

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.

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pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

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A TEXT POST

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

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A CHAT
  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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A TEXT POST

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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Reblogged from Taken with Bacon.
A TEXT POST

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

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A VIDEO

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

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A TEXT POST

snapchatting:

congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back

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A VIDEO
Reblogged from Taken with Bacon.